Joke #1

What kind of shoes do frogs wear to the beach?

Open-toad shoes! :)

Joke #2

When can't you open the refrigerator door?

When the salad is dressing! :)

Joke #3

What is a cat's favourite vegetable?

As-purr-agus! :)

Joke #4

What did the robin do when it got sick?

It went to the doctor for TWEETMENT! :)

Joke #5

Why did the cucumber call for help?

It was in a pickle! :)